domingo, 25 de noviembre de 2007

"Do You Eat to Live, or Live to Eat?"

Chicken Little, trapped by Jigsaw
Eat to live, what do I understand with this? I understand that when you eat to live, to have to eat so you can live, but only as a necessity. With "live to eat" I understand that your life is focused on eating, you don't do it as a need, but more like an obsession.
For example, I eat food so I can stay alive, because it's one of the basic needs of the human body: eating. I have breakfast, dinner and all that, and follow a normal life. But the other way around, would be that your only purpose in life was to eat, which would be very bad. Eating shouldn't be an obsession, it should be seen as part of our life, not our life itself!!
So I conclude that I eat to live, not live to eat (from my previously explained point of view, because maybe you see it the other way around). Greetings mate! :)
TRUE STORY: The picture above is of Chicken Little, a chicken whose life was centered only on eating instead of seeing more important stuff. All he cared about was eating and eating and eating... So eventually he got chosen by John Kramer, so he could learn his lesson and cherish his life.

domingo, 2 de septiembre de 2007

Desperate House-elves deserve a better life

Some people say that slavery is the best way to have a good servant or maid. In London, a very peculiar creature is used as a servant: the House Elf.
The house elf has been used as a slave/servant/maid/babysitter/butler/etc. and is never paid.
Most people who own a house-elf don't treat it well at all, instead, they treat as if they were garbage. House-elves have feelings, too, and they feel desperate beacuse their whole life is pure work and work without any reward. A miserable life, indeed. They're desperate, and desperate House-elves deserve to be treated with dignity. They need to be treated better, rather than just working all day long and getting beaten up whenever their work doesn't satisfy their boss/owner.
a young, active house elfan old, ugly house elf

domingo, 26 de agosto de 2007

editor

 Dear Editor,

I know that my life may seem pretty interesting for you and your Daily Prophet, but I must ask you to please stop bothering and spying me. I already smashed three hidden cameras I found in my house. I really hate it when media harrasses people.
Being among the worst of all cases is the heiress Paris Hilton, whose entire private life's been exposed everywhere, starting from hacking and publishing her agenda and leaking a xxx video of her, to charging money to enter the mostly pornographic website ParisExposed, where hundreds of private pictures and [xxx] videos were kept. (don't even bother going there, Paris sued the site and is now closed)
I really would not like to end like Paris Hilton -not that I have any private material to that extent-, and seriously, I'm asking you in a very polite way, please do stop, or I'll be filing a lawsuit.

love, Haris Pilton

domingo, 12 de agosto de 2007

Article

Pss aki esta el articulo ese k teniamos que escribir, no sean muy duros conmigo esk la neta no se me ocurria nadaa xD y pues use las palabras de lo del brainstorming, por eso batalle más haha.... MARÍA sale k los demás me ponen comentarios y tú no eehh =/


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Another discussion took place at a local store in Tepito, which resulted in the death of the Little Mermaid (yes, the Disney one) and her boyfriend Paco, the mole.
Yesterday at midnight, Jack Sparrow (from Tepito), released on sale a movie that hasn't even been filmed Saw V. He also released Harry Potter 8, despite the fact that the book has not been written yet and JK Rowling isn't even planning on doing so. Jack Sparrow wrote in his MySpace that he had these new thigns, and immediately, Hiedi the little girl, showd up at Jack's store. The problem was that there was only one copy of each thing, and Jack's niece (the Little Mermaid) also wanted them.
Jacks priority on his niece was higher than on Heidi's, so he sold the things to the Little Mermaid. Heidi got really mad and brutally attacked the Little Mermaid to death. Jack Sparrow fled.
Heidi got her Saw 5 movie and her Harry Potter 8 book, but she committed a crime... so the electric chair is now waiting for her.

martes, 7 de agosto de 2007

bien

Mmm no se que se supone ke debo poner...
es en ingles? weno tns hi this is my reading homework =) I like swimming and pump it up =)

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