editor

 Dear Editor,

I know that my life may seem pretty interesting for you and your Daily Prophet, but I must ask you to please stop bothering and spying me. I already smashed three hidden cameras I found in my house. I really hate it when media harrasses people.
Being among the worst of all cases is the heiress Paris Hilton, whose entire private life's been exposed everywhere, starting from hacking and publishing her agenda and leaking a xxx video of her, to charging money to enter the mostly pornographic website ParisExposed, where hundreds of private pictures and [xxx] videos were kept. (don't even bother going there, Paris sued the site and is now closed)
I really would not like to end like Paris Hilton -not that I have any private material to that extent-, and seriously, I'm asking you in a very polite way, please do stop, or I'll be filing a lawsuit.

love, Haris Pilton