Dear Editor,
I know that my life may seem pretty interesting for you and your Daily Prophet, but I must ask you to please stop bothering and spying me. I already smashed three hidden cameras I found in my house. I really hate it when media harrasses people.
Being among the worst of all cases is the heiress Paris Hilton, whose entire private life's been exposed everywhere, starting from hacking and publishing her agenda and leaking a xxx video of her, to charging money to enter the mostly pornographic website ParisExposed, where hundreds of private pictures and [xxx] videos were kept. (don't even bother going there, Paris sued the site and is now closed)
I really would not like to end like Paris Hilton -not that I have any private material to that extent-, and seriously, I'm asking you in a very polite way, please do stop, or I'll be filing a lawsuit.
love, Haris Pilton
domingo, 26 de agosto de 2007
domingo, 12 de agosto de 2007
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Pss aki esta el articulo ese k teniamos que escribir, no sean muy duros conmigo esk la neta no se me ocurria nadaa xD y pues use las palabras de lo del brainstorming, por eso batalle más haha.... MARÍA sale k los demás me ponen comentarios y tú no eehh =/
Another discussion took place at a local store in Tepito, which resulted in the death of the Little Mermaid (yes, the Disney one) and her boyfriend Paco, the mole.
Yesterday at midnight, Jack Sparrow (from Tepito), released on sale a movie that hasn't even been filmed Saw V. He also released Harry Potter 8, despite the fact that the book has not been written yet and JK Rowling isn't even planning on doing so. Jack Sparrow wrote in his MySpace that he had these new thigns, and immediately, Hiedi the little girl, showd up at Jack's store. The problem was that there was only one copy of each thing, and Jack's niece (the Little Mermaid) also wanted them.
Jacks priority on his niece was higher than on Heidi's, so he sold the things to the Little Mermaid. Heidi got really mad and brutally attacked the Little Mermaid to death. Jack Sparrow fled.
Heidi got her Saw 5 movie and her Harry Potter 8 book, but she committed a crime... so the electric chair is now waiting for her.
Another discussion took place at a local store in Tepito, which resulted in the death of the Little Mermaid (yes, the Disney one) and her boyfriend Paco, the mole.
Yesterday at midnight, Jack Sparrow (from Tepito), released on sale a movie that hasn't even been filmed Saw V. He also released Harry Potter 8, despite the fact that the book has not been written yet and JK Rowling isn't even planning on doing so. Jack Sparrow wrote in his MySpace that he had these new thigns, and immediately, Hiedi the little girl, showd up at Jack's store. The problem was that there was only one copy of each thing, and Jack's niece (the Little Mermaid) also wanted them.
Jacks priority on his niece was higher than on Heidi's, so he sold the things to the Little Mermaid. Heidi got really mad and brutally attacked the Little Mermaid to death. Jack Sparrow fled.
Heidi got her Saw 5 movie and her Harry Potter 8 book, but she committed a crime... so the electric chair is now waiting for her.
martes, 7 de agosto de 2007
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