How to Escape a Reverse Bear Trap

Don't you hate it when you just go to sleep and then wake up, tied to a chair, with a huge willikg deviced attached to your head (a "reverse bear trap") that will pull your jaws apart and end your life in 59 seconds? That jsut sucks, doesn't it! Well, you should be just fine if you follow these directions.
First of all, you must wake up, obviously, and probably there will be a TV in front of you with a video playing. The video tells you about the device in your head and how to escape, but also says you have 59 seconds to release yourself or be killed. Usually, people die because 59 seconds is just too little time to succeed. Well it isn't! It's just fine if you know how to use your time. In order to save yourself, the first thing you must do after watching the tape is to stay calm. Struggle a little to release your trapped hands and feet. In about 9 seconds, you'll have set free your hands and feet. Keep cool, you still have 50 spare seconds.
After that, quickly stand up and look on the dark room all over the floor to find a dead body lying there (as the video said, "the key is in the stomach of your dead cell mate"). 29 seconds left, still enough. Locate the knife beside the corpse. Prepare to test your guts. 24 seconds left to get the key and use it!
You'll have to use the knife to cut open his stomach. Tkae the knife, grasp it firmly. What? the man is still alive but it's just paralyzed? Well if that's the case, do not hesitate, it is either your life or his. Use the knife!... Done? You should still have 10 seconds left (note: if you have 9 or less, or even 11 or more, you're done for), so grab the newly acquired key and use it to unlock all 7 locks in the device to save yourself.
You should now have removed the reverse bear trap from your head, with it activating the very second you take it off. A white talking puppet, with red swirls on the cheeks, red eyes and not much hair, will appear, congratulate you for succeeding in your test, and get you out of the room safely. You're now free again!